You know the rules: fill this out before reading the story.
(So what if I’m making you do the majority of the writing on this column? Senioritis, AMIRITE?!)
1. (Adjective) ____________________
2. (Present tense verb) ____________
3. (Adjective) ____________________
4. (Plural body part) ______________
5. (Noun) ________________________
6. (Required class at Marlborough)
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7. (Adjective) ____________________
8. (Plural body part) ______________
9. (BBC Show) ____________________
10. (Adjective) ___________________
11. (Location at School) ___________
12. (Teacher) ____________________
13. (Adverb) ____________________
14. (Plural Noun) _________________
15. (Plural Noun) _________________
16. (Location at School) ___________
17. (Adverb) _____________________
18. (Type of School) ______________
19. (Adjective) ___________________
20. (Classroom number) __________
21. (Teacher of 20’s Classroom)
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22. (Container) _________________
23. (Noun) _______________________
24. (Past tense verb) ______________
25. (Number) ____________________
26. (Noun) _______________________
27. (Preposition) _________________
You arrive on campus, and you immediately realize something __________ (1) is going on. You see a circle forming in front of Café M, so you __________ (2) your way to the center where you witness the most __________ (3) spectacle you’ve ever laid your __________ (4) on. Sally the Mustang’s body is “lying on the cold, hard __________ (5)” à la Taylor Swift in an overly dramatic music video, and her head is nowhere to be found. Recalling the Mascot First Aid you learned in __________ (6), you remember if Sally’s body is separated from her head, she might as well be presumed __________ (7). The chaos builds amongst the student body, so you decide to take this mystery into your own __________ (8) From all your time spent watching __________ (9), you have the perfect tools needed to solve this mystery.
You bend down and, realizing the body is still __________ (10), deduce that the crime must have happened this morning. You collect a witness account from Head of School Barbara Wagner, who describes a masked hooligan running around the __________ (11) with a concealed bundle under his/her arm. You know the only person who can help you with this job is __________ (12), who is the best of the best when it comes to __________ (13) solving __________ (14). Together you search in __________ (15) and along the hallways for clues. After hours of fruitless work, as __________ (12 again) is ready to give up, you spot a purple bow beside __________ (16). Your teacher sidekick asks in amazement, “How on earth did you see that?!” and you __________ (17) respond, “__________ (18) my dear Watson.” The bow is unfurled leaving a trail of purple thread snaking around the School. Oh, these School criminals are so __________ (19), you think to yourself. You follow the thread up the stairs, turn the corner, and open the door to ___________ (20), where you find __________ (21) shoving Sally’s head into a __________ (22). Shocked, you call Wagner, who decides that the criminal must wear a sign around his/her neck reading: “I’m a __________ (23) because I __________ (24) Sally” for the next __________ (25) years as punishment. You restore Sally to her rightful __________ (26) and, thanks to you, Marlborough lived happily ever __________ (27).
